★ DO NOT CROSS ★ SOLANA'S MOST WANTED ★ EVERYBODY BE COOL ★ GIVE ME EVERYTHING ★ SEC CASE #28MAY ★  ★ DO NOT CROSS ★ SOLANA'S MOST WANTED ★ EVERYBODY BE COOL ★ GIVE ME EVERYTHING ★ SEC CASE #28MAY ★ 
SEC · CASE #28MAY FEDERAL CRYPTO DIVISION STATUS: AT LARGE
Wanted · Dead or Alive

Solana's Most Wanted

Two puppets. One heist. Everybody be cool. The most wanted crew on Solana walked into the building, grabbed the bag, and vanished into the night. The manhunt is on, and they're recruiting. Question is: are you in?

SEC — FEDERAL CRYPTO DIV.FILE 001
Most wanted suspect mugshot
PUMPFUN OPERATORSEC · 28 MAY
Exhibit A
Live
May
28
★ Intercepted Transmission ★

The Crew Goes Live on the Solana Ecosystem Call

Thursday, May 28 · 3:00–4:00 PM GMT+1 · Virtual. The Solana Ecosystem Call, hosted by SOL Brothers, where Solana's Most Wanted was born. Register free and watch the heist unfold.

0
Suspects at Large
0
Heist on Record
0
Community Owned
0
Bail Posted
★ ARMED WITH MEMES ★ APPROACH WITH CAUTION ★ REWARD: A BAG ★ WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE ★  ★ ARMED WITH MEMES ★ APPROACH WITH CAUTION ★ REWARD: A BAG ★ WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE ★ 
★ The Rap Sheet ★

Charges Filed

The official case file. Allegedly compiled by Federal Crypto Division agents. Read at your own risk.

Count #001
Felony
Guilty

Operating While Degenerate

Allegedly ran an unlicensed good-time operation on Solana. The SEC caught wind and now there's a case file with his name on it.

Signed: J. Muppet28.05
Count #002
Felony
Guilty

Aggravated Degeneracy

Apeing into every chart with the faintest green candle. Refused to use a stop loss. A habitual, unrepentant offender.

Signed: J. Muppet29.05
Count #003
Conspiracy
Probably

Conspiracy to Pump

Coordinated a whole community of degenerates into one loud, chaotic crew. Allegedly turned a mugshot into a movement.

Signed: J. Muppet30.05
Count #004
Felony
Guilty

Crimes Against Bears

Repeatedly assaulted shorts. Caused severe emotional damage to multiple FUD-spreaders on the timeline.

Signed: J. Muppet31.05
— Official SEC Statement —
"We have no idea how to regulate this."
— Anonymous Federal Crypto Division Agent
★ WANTED: ACCOMPLICES ★ JOIN THE MANHUNT ★ STEP ONE: BE COOL ★ THE CREW IS RECRUITING ★  ★ WANTED: ACCOMPLICES ★ JOIN THE MANHUNT ★ STEP ONE: BE COOL ★ THE CREW IS RECRUITING ★ 
★ Wanted: Accomplices ★

Join the Manhunt

The crew's getting bigger and the plan's still being written. Get inside before it goes loud, and have a say in what we pull next.

01

Follow on X

Lock onto the timeline. Every leak, every new mugshot, every move drops here first. Turn on notifications so you don't miss the signal.

@Muppetdotfun
02

Join Telegram

This is the safehouse. Memes, plans, and first word on whatever the crew does next. The loudest room on Solana, allegedly.

t.me/muppetfun
03

Bring the Noise

Make memes. Spread the word. The more wanted we are, the better. The crew that shouts loudest writes the next chapter.

be loud
04

Stay Tuned

The big move is still classified. Coin, collection, or something nobody's seen yet, the crew decides together. Be here when it drops.

coming soon
Join the Crew →
★ No buy-in. No contract yet. Just the crew, for now. ★
★ TIMELINE OF CRIMES ★ THE OPERATION ★ PHASE ONE COMPLETE ★ WORLD DOMINATION (MAYBE) ★  ★ TIMELINE OF CRIMES ★ THE OPERATION ★ PHASE ONE COMPLETE ★ WORLD DOMINATION (MAYBE) ★ 
★ Timeline of Crimes ★

The Operation

The master plan, redacted where necessary. Some details remain classified.

Phase 01
The Arrest
Completed
  • Muppet apprehended by SEC
  • Mugshot leaked to the streets
  • Word spreads across CT
  • The legend begins
Phase 02
The Crew
In Progress
  • Assemble the accomplices
  • Get on every screen
  • Build the safehouse (TG)
  • Plant evidence on CT
Phase 03
The Heist
Classified
  • The big move revealed
  • Crew decides the direction
  • Drop day, coordinated
  • Live operation (top secret)
Phase 04
The Legend
Classified
  • Muppet becomes SEC chairman
  • Pardoned by the President
  • Memoir sells millions
  • Retire on a private moon
★ CASE STILL OPEN ★ THE CREW IS RECRUITING ★ SEC-FCD / CASE #28MAY ★ STAY WANTED ★  ★ CASE STILL OPEN ★ THE CREW IS RECRUITING ★ SEC-FCD / CASE #28MAY ★ STAY WANTED ★